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good evening, Mr. Scrote. I’ve been expecting you.
i had v and decided to “prank” my brother and im very proud i cant wait until he gets home (wITH HIS GIRLFRIEND EHWJKFGHEW?)
OH MY GOD ok my brother came home and first he saw the one on his door and he chuckled and said “hahaha thanks for the picture” then he opens his door a bit to turn the light on and I hear him from the next room say “hahahaha its on the light switch. hahahHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD ITS EVERYWHERE OH GOD CHJEUIFVBRWRJKISFBNV” IM CRYING THIS WAS BETTER THAN I EXPECTED
Break-Up Lines
Had the cutest customer come in the shop today, he wanted a comedy, and after running through a few titles he asked me if we stocked Pineapple Express. We did so I told him how good it was, and that it was a stoner comedy that you don’t have to be high to watch, and he just looked sheepish and said “I don’t know what a stoner movie is” so I explained, and he just looked adorably confused and said “oh so the characters smoking marijuana is integral to the plot in these films?” I nodded and he was just so happy with himself I wanted to hug him.
He weren’t too harsh on the eyes either.
Cute customers are the best.
some how managed to roll out of bed at 12:30pm today, and have to be at work at 4pm. Eurgh what a total waste of a day.
and I still havent done my essay, its due on saturday. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
FUCK.
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1. Deja vu
Deja vu is an experience of having seen or experienced a new situation previously. It feels like if the event has already happened before. The experience is usually accompanied by a strong sense of familiarity and a sense of paradox or bizarre. The…
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